Hiblong 

Verb

1. The act of shoving one end of surgical tubing up your rectum with the other end attached to a breathing apparatus. The breathing apparatus is then passed around amongst friends.

While we were hiblonging I suddenly felt self conscious about the spaghetti-o's I had for lunch.

Hiblong by bob.dorfman January 25, 2013

hublongous 

an extremely fat and obese person that is beyond huge but not quite humongous

That guy over there stuffing his face is hublongous!

That girl on that national geographic show was hublongous!

hublongous by RynoMilo December 24, 2008

hoblongly 

An adjective which would describe ones mediocre ability to complete a task.

Due to his belief that he knows it all and has experienced it all, Mark hoblongly completes assigned tasks.

hoblongly by wBwJaG November 17, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012