Top Definition
-A woman who is looking ATTRACTIVE but has a big hole between her legs

Dave - Vartenoosh is looking very attractive

CHris- yeah but ida's feet are real blACK

Dave - I would love to raid that heznel

Chris - Ida????

Dave - No, silly, Vartenoosh is the heznel I am speaking of!!!!
by Stiffy Loves Power May 25, 2006

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