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An absolute fuckin rocket. Heyann is a tank bro.
“Man heyann is a legend.” “Heyann is the name of a woman.“
Heyann by Cheetodust101 April 22, 2020
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Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

Heyman Smash 

Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.

Heyman Smash is known as a verb.

Its used to smash people down that let you down.

Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"

The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.

They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.

This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.

It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!

Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.

If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.

His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.
Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!

Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!

Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!

HEYMAN SMASH!
Heyman Smash by JasenOHBOY November 1, 2009

Paul Heyman 

Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.
Paul Heyman by ECW For Life July 20, 2008
look, it’s a heyang, gross
Heyang by SoyMilk181 May 24, 2022

Heyman Cry 

Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )

Heyman Cry is a verb.

The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.

Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.

Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"

It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.

Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.

They like guys.

And when a guy rejects them.

They do the Heyman Cry.
Heyman Cry by XavierFOREALSS!! November 4, 2009