Hey Mister

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?

by **R** November 16, 2005

Hey Mister

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor

by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Hey Mister

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...

1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.

by <333333333333 January 02, 2009

hey mister

A phrase used when you're a loli vampire mistress who wants to have a sex with a Japanese mister

hey mister, do you want to have sex?

by deb00 November 21, 2018

the Hey Mister Game

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.

Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."

by icameasarat September 17, 2009

Hey There Mister!

A Greeting

Man: Hey There Mister!

Stranger: Who's This?

by JimboJenkins12 June 12, 2020