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hey guys play my game 

asking someone to play your game
"hey guys play my game, the link is roblox.com/games/8295711387/DOOM-ROBLOX-Port"

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

Hey, I have a note from my doctor 

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie 

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

what the hell
Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address