Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank October 6, 2015

Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.

PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."

by PCWreader June 23, 2009

hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.

My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.

by TheNextBillGates January 15, 2010

Hewlett Packard

Syn: Sucks

Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.

by HP-slave August 30, 2008

Hewlett Packard

Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.

HP Invent
HP pwnes Dell

by Alex Maftei December 17, 2004

hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous

Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard

by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006