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Hesburgerking 

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.
The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?
Hesburgerking by jassuran June 18, 2023
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El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
El Heffe Hamberger by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Neuberger 

1) a German name meaning "new citizen"

2) quite possibly the coolest phrase in History

3) referring to Andrew
His last name is Neuberger.

You've been Neubergered!
Neuberger by andyberger August 6, 2008

Herburger 

1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.

2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal
1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"

2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"
Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.
She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

Herberger 

Than guy looks like a herberger
Herberger by The Roman sex God January 13, 2020
The state of being an extreme silly goose/crackhead

Plural:
-hébergest
-hébergee
-hébergi

(created by eduff)
“She’s such aberge!”

“They are being hébergest”
Héberge by hellomynameiseduff November 13, 2019