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Preference for the left and right sock to be of a different style and/or color. Heterosocksuality is often questioned as unnatural in Western society, but was popular among Romans and may have a genetic basis.
Janice's co-workers frequently pointed out her "mistake" of wearing mismatched socks, not realizing that heterosocksuality was natural for her.
by dazzle23 April 29, 2012
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