When you refuse to watch the PDA of straight couples, because you are not-so-secretly jealous, but you are fine with "totally platonic queer friends" cuddling.
Olivia has Olivian Heterophobia.
by SomeoneElseAlreadyTookGibbous June 15, 2016
Uncanny fear of human breeding spawns, felt by any population of the LGBTQ community.
Specific locations: Your parents dinner table with 70’s style decor.
Can affect any generational spawn, at any given moment that’s offended by someone that speaks their mind about their sexuality.
Specific locations: Your parents dinner table with 70’s style decor.
Can affect any generational spawn, at any given moment that’s offended by someone that speaks their mind about their sexuality.
Moe: Did you see Benny, he was totally experiencing heterophobia when your parents started kissing at the table.
Kat: What a temperamental idiot.
Moe: Uneducated of reality
Kat: He’s very smart, just not when it comes to straight humans.
Moe: Isn’t he straight?
Kat: So the story goes of Bennys world.
Moe: Touché
Kat: What a temperamental idiot.
Moe: Uneducated of reality
Kat: He’s very smart, just not when it comes to straight humans.
Moe: Isn’t he straight?
Kat: So the story goes of Bennys world.
Moe: Touché
A disease that have lgtv4k+ ""people"", hate for normal people and normal relationship between the 2 genders
by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022