Hertle 

A hertle is a mix between a hermit and an awkward turtle. Commonly found in a college setting, a hurtle is the one person that has their door closed and earphones on.

While everyone on the floor was partying in one room, Amanda the hertle was sitting in her dark room watching House M.D. reruns or playing Civilization Five for hours, while eating a cookie.

Hertle by Louise5 March 1, 2013

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle 

The point where the auriculotemporal nerve wraps around the meningeal branch of the maxillary nerve located in the lateral aspect of the face. It is often referred to as the window to the soul by anatomists.

My girl was sucking my dick too hard and when I busted she severed her torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle. Now she can't feel her face

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle by Hirschprung Squirt Sign May 14, 2023

Oscar Hertle 

The gayest kind of gay possible

Oscar Hertle’s a fag for sure.
Look at the way he walks!

Oscar Hertle by RandomStudentPerson May 2, 2018

Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other

damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.

Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021

Hartlee 

Hartlee, a young Torontonian is famous for her claim to inventing the phrase " nomg"

this phrase, which most would be embarrassed to use, let alone make up, makes Hartlee a unique breed of crazy.

she is known for using the phrases " for real, amazing" and of coarse "nomg"

Q: who uses the phrase nomg?
A: hartlee

Hartlee by headfloat November 30, 2009

heartless 

Somone who has never loved before, and has tryed so many times to do so. They eventually realize love is a wasted emotion.

I am heartless...

heartless by The heartless wonder. February 20, 2010

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore

Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!

heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005