To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 4, 2023
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used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid
by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006
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You literally think about "I think herpes"
IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.
by D El de ton. April 11, 2020
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The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
by EM2 June 21, 2023
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A deep painful abyss of sores
I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.
by Rick O' Shea May 13, 2018
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The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto April 19, 2012
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