When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.
Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.
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The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw
Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
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The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.

She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
"See look Hermione Granger, told you she was a milf"
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noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
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The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.
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the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."
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