Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)
If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021
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by toxic.wxzte June 19, 2022
The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.
by Cleomenes January 7, 2022
Pronounced; (air-mez) Was the Greek god of trade, wealth, luck, thieves, and travel. He was among the cleverest and trickiest Olympian gods. He created the lyre, and was the patron of shepherds. He is often compared to Mercury, Latin Mercuries who was a Roman god. Hermes never had a wife, however, he had eight children, Evander, Hermaphroditus, Myrtilus, Pan, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, and Abderus.
by Bern Cullken January 29, 2021
Cunning, insightful, creative, a touch of elegance, fierce-minded as a wolf, pride, being his friend is the option, but never being against him
by WolfBlack November 24, 2021