henry is a jack grealish look alike. He is a gypsy
and lives in a caravan, he thinks he can pull girls
but in reality looks like a dried cheesestring if
you ever meet him don't try and have sex with
him because he will think he has left you shaking
on the floor. He is just unseasoned.
person 1: ' why did you and henry thomson break up?'
person 2: 'he reminded me too much of a
cheesestring ffs.'
by 9777trappy November 23, 2021
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