A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.
Hempfield High School
by Manwtf2929290009 January 25, 2021
A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.
" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "
"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009
A hell hole that spends multimillions on ipads and sports fields for students and athletes that cant play or learn for shit. It is also so ridiculously overpopulated they should be sending more students to other districts, or spending their supposedly vast financial assets on a bigger school.
"So Gerald is moving to hempfield high school eh?" "Yeah, there are so many people there they should just let him stay"
by The transfer September 25, 2016
Hemppfield High School is a place that 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th graders go to "learn".
Teachers get off topic with every class discussion
The teachers here swear at the most random points during class
At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night
The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!
This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....
Teachers get off topic with every class discussion
The teachers here swear at the most random points during class
At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night
The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!
This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....
MR. K - okay so yesterday we were talking about how the Natives in "Dances With Wolves" reacted when they tasted sugar for the first time....
FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?
MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...
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FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?
MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...
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by Bander_Forever March 29, 2009
It is very mess up school they locked iPads down no Facebook or other social media. More and more fights happen. Very few girls are nice other are bunch of rich as crap and nasty at boys who are poor. We survive a near school shooting but he is meeting with big bubba. Teacher get paid less than their kids who work at mcd's
by Hustlertrufcrap April 12, 2019
Hempfield: boring ass school district in a boring ass town. Hempfield fucking sucks. People go to target for fun :| .Guys only want to fuck. Girls only talk shit. Everyone is fake. All the people have little dreams “ I want to go to penn state” 🤡. Ur lame. Stfu. People will pretend they care abt u but they don’t. Freshman are goofy and annoying seniors think they are the shit but they are all musty. don’t waste ur time w anyone from hempfield you will lose brain cells. Anyway FUCK HEMPFIELD <3
by urmomisgayforme February 24, 2022