Hemog 

A cross between an emo and a hug
The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.

Ellie 'dude i feel emo today, my life sucks'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'

'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'

Hemog by meoooooooowwie May 24, 2009

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Heogprick 

A word that similarly shares in meaning with more common words such as Asshole, Douche, Jerk, etc. That refers to someone acting with a lot of sass and a lack of common decency, behavior, and or manners. More often used in certain Korean Slang and not very typical around those outside of Korea.

1. "Airi you need to stop talking like that it's making you sound like a total heogprick."
2. "It's really hard to be positive around you when you keep being such a heogprick."
3. "Wow, why do you hate me? We used to be friends but you're just a heogprick now."

Heogprick by Airitheist October 29, 2020

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Hemosoo 

The name of an absolute unit. Very smart, amusing, and charming. If you have a friend named Hemosoo, keep him away from your girlfriend.

Oh, you're talking about Hemosoo? Yeah, I always keep my girlfriend away from him.

Hemosoo by aquafrr April 24, 2021

hemotept 

A huge salty faggot.

That guys being a real hemotept.

hemotept by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016