hemmo
hemmo by michaelhemmooo January 3, 2014
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Luke hemmo
A very tall breadstick that many find attractive.his hair color can vary from dirty blond,blond and a light brown.he plays in a band that kinda sucks.he is very talented with instruments.he likes pink speakers.he most likely is gay for at least one of his frens.
Luke hemmo by Anxiety?attheparty September 4, 2016
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Potato hammock
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
Barbie Hammock
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
Luke Hemmings
The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.
Luke Hemmings by eccentriccowboyluke January 11, 2019
Richard Hammond
Richard Hammond by Nabroleon April 14, 2017
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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