The greatest alpha to ever live, the biggest thundercock to ever exist in the mortal realm. They say his voice is chocolatey enough to calm poseidon during a devastating tsunami. The only one to reach near such levels of testosterone is the man, the myth, the legend, Rich Piana.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'