Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
by ArmadaBledd September 20, 2011
by ZoeyLBBH August 25, 2019
A clown. If you I’m a heated argument with somebody go “damn you acting just like timothy heller” and walk away. They will cry themselves to sleep for the next 17 weeks.
“Why’s she’s acting so much like Timothy heller” “I dunno she’s being a clown that’s chasing clout.”
by Big Truth April 3, 2020
1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013
by emmyandlola June 21, 2023
by Totes Wild September 8, 2015
A singer who just got famous when she accused her 'friend' of raping her. I don't believe her, but that's just me ;-;
She's sooo hot, she's fine af.
Don't believe me?? Look her latest pictures on Instagram, she's worthed it😏
She's sooo hot, she's fine af.
Don't believe me?? Look her latest pictures on Instagram, she's worthed it😏
Person: Wtf is Timothy Heller??
Me: She sucks at singing, but I would do whatever she wants me to do to her. And when I say whatever, I mean it... I WOULD LICK HER EVERYWHERE, SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY🔥
Me: She sucks at singing, but I would do whatever she wants me to do to her. And when I say whatever, I mean it... I WOULD LICK HER EVERYWHERE, SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY🔥
by Awkward gay teenager April 21, 2018