Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!
" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."
"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.
"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.
by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009
A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.
Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!
by Xabu September 8, 2011
The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
by endsonmonday March 25, 2011
"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022
Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.
We were Hellen Kellering back there.
by Thee Big Bee June 19, 2010
when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.
Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.
Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!
Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!
Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 28, 2009