an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
by Toboggan Devil May 8, 2015
A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.
by hannah March 30, 2005
A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
The longest legal name to have Frau three times in it, Frauksi meaning Miss in Finnish, Fraulein meaning young woman, and Frauke meaning little lady in German.
The literal translation being Miss, young and little Katherine Helga Muller.
The literal translation being Miss, young and little Katherine Helga Muller.
Jackie: Hey Ken did you hear about Katherines new titles?
Ken: its more than Frau now?
Jackie: yeah she now goes by Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke.
Ken: Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller, yeesh try saying that three times fast.
Jackie: FRAUKSI, FRAULEI-
Ken: NOT NOW!
Ken: its more than Frau now?
Jackie: yeah she now goes by Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke.
Ken: Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller, yeesh try saying that three times fast.
Jackie: FRAUKSI, FRAULEI-
Ken: NOT NOW!
by Skeeho March 15, 2021
The Dr. Helga Effect is a situation where you continue to preemptively refine and improve upon your work simply because you have agreed to share it with, and receive feedback from, Dr Helga before you actually share it with Dr Helga.
Person 1: I wrote an article and revised it 5 times before I would even dare submit it.
Person 2: That's the Dr Helga Effect for you!
Person 2: That's the Dr Helga Effect for you!
by S1GM40 March 20, 2022
by Lynnisuhswag March 7, 2022
by bszbo qbujm October 16, 2023