Heebensteins

Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.

In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.

Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.

You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.

Heebensteins by M-K February 3, 2007

Hallensteins

A clothing store used by lonely and horny people to purchase clothing that only their mother would like

"I went to hallensteins and bought this shirt"
"Oh my gosh bro, that is pretty shit"

Hallensteins by Chopkings February 22, 2022

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Related Words

hallensteins • Heebensteins • helfenbein

hallensteins

hallensteins, is a great clothing store for guys. if everyone bought their clothes at hallensteins the world would be a better place. unless they buy thier horrible business suits and or shirts.

wow hallensteins is just brilliant, i know but dont buy a suit.

hallensteins by artisticsam May 21, 2006

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helfenbein

VERB: to walk around with your eyes closed.

Stop helfenbeining.

helfenbein by Ants Vema January 7, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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