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Heebensteins 

Heebensteins basically mean antics, similar to shenanigans, except with some aspect of Jewish-ness to them, usually some stereotypical Jewish conduct like being cheap or misorly, or trying to hose someone in a deal your making. 'Calling Heebensteins' is basically calling someone out on thier cheap ass jew conduct.

In addition, calling someone a 'heebenstein' is just a more emphatic way of calling them a big fat JOO.
Heebish Friend: Dood that was a 20 mile drive, you owe me half the gas money.

You: Fuck that, I call Heebensteins.
or
You: Pssh, whatever Heebenstein... fuck off.
Heebensteins by M-K February 3, 2007

Hallensteins

A clothing store used by lonely and horny people to purchase clothing that only their mother would like
"I went to hallensteins and bought this shirt"
"Oh my gosh bro, that is pretty shit"
Hallensteins by Chopkings February 22, 2022
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hallensteins

hallensteins, is a great clothing store for guys. if everyone bought their clothes at hallensteins the world would be a better place. unless they buy thier horrible business suits and or shirts.
wow hallensteins is just brilliant, i know but dont buy a suit.
hallensteins by artisticsam May 21, 2006

helfenbein 

VERB: to walk around with your eyes closed.
Stop helfenbeining.
helfenbein by Ants Vema January 7, 2019