Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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