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To masturbate while holding your hand on a stove and staring at a beaver (meaning the animal, not a vagina). It has nothing to do with Hagrid from Harry Potter. Inspired by comedian Nick Swardson of "Grandma's boy, Reno 911, and Blades of glory"
Hey CJ. Hey Jordan. what did you do yesterday? I hegrided til i jizzed 3 times. Now i gotta clean my stove.
by CJMESA480 August 10, 2010

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