- A spherical object with the ability to store more alcohol than one would normally think by just looking at it.
- Is also an avid greens keeper with the world's most superior of "white guy" dancing abilities.
- Does not mind and in fact enjoys being the butt of a joke or being laughed at as a result of unusual and strange actions.
- It's mating call is a very loud screech of "Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."