Hedger 

Abbreviation of the term Hedge Monkey.

I saw a couple of Hedgers get out of that old van that's been parked in the same spot down the end of the street all month.

Hedger by Chewitt November 13, 2005

Hedger 

Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.

Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.

John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.

Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.

John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.

Hedger by Philip hahahahahaha May 21, 2009

Hedger 

A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.

Girl: Oh! There's Dan. He's do cute and nice.
Friend: Don't do it. He's a Hedger. You'll only ever be friends and get your heart stepped on.
Girl: Oh, thanks for the heads up.

Hedger by Saddayyo February 4, 2015

Leath Hedger 

The Leath Hedger, also known as the reverse joker, or the smiling skull, is the surgical scar left after a hair transplant procedure known as a follicular unit extraction (FUE).

Timmy can never shave his head again because of the Leath Hedger scar at the back of his head. He looks like the joker from the new batman movie put a "smile on the back of his head"

Leath Hedger by Mr M.L.G. June 17, 2009

cheesy hedgehog 

Sextuple penetration, as performed on a woman, i. e. two penises in the mouth, two in the vagina, and two in the anus.

Belinda, as much as we was enjoying Tony Sylvester in her bum, Jim Sterling in her vag, and Des Martin in her mouth, wished she had three more blokes to double her pleasure and give her a real cheesy hedgehogging.

cheesy hedgehog by Toffee Apple Chew September 22, 2019

Shadow the Hedgehog 

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

Shadow the Hedgehog by egshgells June 5, 2019

Sonic the hedgehog 

Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest blue hedgehog alive. He has taken many different paths but one thing is the same about him, he is still blue and still running.

Sonic the hedgehog has the beSt video games ever - by shiza

Sonic the hedgehog by Bunny435 June 14, 2017