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Heath Paul 

Heath Paul typically has strawberry blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. He always brags about having muscles and loves the term “dawg”. He’s very sweet, kind, loyal, and the most loving person you’ll ever meet. He loves to give presents and hugs. He has a good sense of humor and does really funny impressions of characters from Father of the Bride. He is also proficient in the “bend and snap”. Heath Paul is a keeper!
Person 1: has Heath Paul ever given you a present?
Person 2: yes, he’s the more intentional person ever!
Heath Paul by hepta-hydrate November 23, 2021

Heath Park Donger 

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.
Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"
Heath Park Donger by windmill June 17, 2009
A herb that was used by Henry the II to keep his bitches from gettin fat. Yo. Also known as Bitter Vetch.
"Man that bitch is gettin fat!"
"Well sneak some heath pea and shell lose it all. Yo"
heath pea by CHenry the 2 March 6, 2008

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kings heath primary school 

a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.

Pull a Heath Ledger 

Becoming the best in a job where everyone expected you to fail.

Comes from the fact that Heath Ledger was universally panned when casted as Joker and ended up giving the most memorable performance for the character until Joaquin Phoenix matched it.
Robert Pattinson is gonna suck as Batman.
Dude, I still expect him to pull a Heath Ledger.