Hearsewagon

The word describing when a person dies, How everything abrubtly changes to either Good Note, Or Bad Note. Which, generaly, nethier of these acusations are actually true, But the fact that the subject is dead, make pepole exadurate his or her life. Basically, the speaker is making a big deal out of themselves or something that probably never happened.

Person 1, Speaking on a "Good Note": OH, his death was terrible, I was sooo sad... He rolled his Golf Cart 3 times!!

Person 2: Well, From what I heard, he was being Hot Shit by driving on the wrong side of the road, And a car came, so he swerved to avoide it, and he rolled it. Sounds to me like he was trying to impress his freinds.

Person 1: Oh no, no, no ,no! How can u say that!! He never showed off, he was sooo nice!! Theres no way anyone could have hated him!! But, No, EVERYONE drives on the wrong side of the road, he wasnt showing off at all!!

Person 2: It sounds to me like you just Hopped on the Hearsewagon, talking about him like that. Wait, Wasnt it just like a week before he died you said you hated his guts and never wanted to talk or see him again?

Hearsewagon by Ralph Shady October 3, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007