The act of shoving a square whiskey bottle inside your partners vagina while they are bent over backwards with your hand on their throat.
by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022
by B3nninG August 17, 2007
You did not hear me, you heard me.
by doodxor July 22, 2003
You are "hearded" if you purchase a vehicle from a car dealer, then the dealer decides they don't like the deal and steals the car right out of your driveway.
My mom got a great deal on a 2003 Honda Accord, but then the dealer realized that someone else would pay $100 more for the same car, so my mom got hearded.
by Fred Flatston July 28, 2006
heard is a very slutty type person who spreads obscene rumors cuz he/she has no life and wants more than anything to have a kid of his/her own so people beleive that someone acctually have sex with him/her, a heard also has fake boobs with stretch marks all over them, and most of the time a heard will have a huge nose.But there is always hope for a heard.
by helptheworld70 October 15, 2006
some looser amish fuck with no tv or dishwawsher and he like just got a phone, some one with many nicknames ex: kenny, ned, and kyle
by damian the dark prince February 16, 2005