A one stoplight town in southern Oklahoma that houses most teen pregnancies in the state, drug busts, and 'tards. If you hear banjos, GET OUT.
Billy Bob: Hey, I hear there's a pharm party over in Madill, You wanna go?

Johnny: Naww Man, The real party is in Healdton.
by J1GL3s October 3, 2011
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a high school in a one stoplight town, this school hates goat hummers but tend to get pregnant by one, you'll either get pregnant or your already pregnant in this school, you'll only go half a day which is why half of the girl's here get pregnant.
"healdton high school is filled with hoes and pregos nd' some cute guys"
by wait to go champ February 18, 2020
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