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headplanksmak

smacking some cunt in the head with a plank of wood for riding his shit box in the alley behind your house
this cunts gonna get a headplanksmak
headplanksmak by planksmakka November 14, 2019
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headplanking

When you're bored, you put your head to the table and your head is pointing left, right
In school, all the class during math class are headplanking because they want recess.
headplanking by dosers January 21, 2018

Headplate 

Metal's ACTUAL most underrated band.
Headplate's "Bullsized" (2000) is filled to the brim with gold riffs.
Headplate by Bidet 2005 May 10, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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