One who reads all the time. Recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. Will also ignore friends in favour of reading.
ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun - A person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part Asian/Pacific Islander and part Caucasian. See the definition of "hapa" for further clarification.
Stu: Shannyn Sossamon, Kristin Kreuk, and Stacy Kamano are SOOOO HOT!!!
Sally: I'd love to have Keanu Reeves' or Dean Cain's babies!