A idiot who is a bitch to his girlfriend.Ethan could get cheated on by his girl friend and he would be the one apologising.
by EthanHazardsGayCCC February 18, 2020
A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.
Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!
Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
by Dizzy Louie February 11, 2012
The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.
by Salty nation October 23, 2013
by david hazard October 1, 2013
by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019
performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification
John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe
by Bouc of Hazard March 16, 2007
An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.
You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.
OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>
OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>
by calducciano May 14, 2005