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A cuter word to say 'have'
by Naowwzz. September 22, 2009
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An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
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A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010
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A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
by keke April 19, 2003
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A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
by ninedone91 September 07, 2007
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Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure
Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"
by Mike April 21, 2005
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haz is the short name for hayley.
a girl with blonde hair green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun in her life without a smile and my god....what a body
Charles: "Oh my god, who the hell is that?"
David: "Thats haz, man shes a beauty"
Charles: "Ay!!"
by Mike April 21, 2005
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