Also known as the “Kyle Rittenhouse of the US Senate.” A label for a pro-Trump senator who wants to be perceived as a “political savior” in upholding electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters when they run for President in 2024.
An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at the Capitol.
by MathPlus January 9, 2021
A label for a pro-Trump lawmaker who pretends to uphold electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters, as they are itching to run for President in 2024.
An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.
by MathPlus January 10, 2021
He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
by BostonRarr August 5, 2023
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021
This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.
When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.
by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022
by Jm0210 July 10, 2020