Joe Hawley

1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley

1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY

by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020

Joe Hawley

Doing a Joe Hawley describes One of Two things:

1.
Posting a cryptic and worrying picture or caption on social media, most likely pertaining to an event that happened in your life, and when people ask and get concerned, taking it down minutes after.

2.

Reversing a song, words, or phrase backwards, making it hard to hear.

This action derives from the guitarist, Joe Hawley, From the band Tally Hall.

See Hawley-esque for more details.

1. And then Brian just..deleted it. Really did a Joe Hawley. I’m still worried.

2. Woah man, did you just pull a Joe Hawley?I can’t even understand! Not cool!

by 0li._.Cr1es May 17, 2020

Josh Hawley

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.

My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.

by LibMom January 10, 2021

Josh Hawley

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.

Wow that guy is such a josh hawley

by MadMax2700 November 7, 2018

Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley? The fist pumping, traitorous, TFG boot-licking Jr. United States "senator" from Missouri with permanent orange stains around every orifice. A insurrectionist traitor that participated in the January 6, 2021 US Capitol siege.

Josh Hawley is a traitor.

by Josh Hawley Traitor July 3, 2022

Hawley, MN

Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.

Hawley is not a good place to stay. Do not come to Hawley, MN.

by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020

Josh Hawley

When you rile up a crowd then leave through the back door.

Man, did you see Tanner at the party tonight? He really pulled a Josh Hawley.

by definitelynottannersaccount July 22, 2022