haunted

Obese Robot. Canadian. One uneducated in the subject of spelling.

That Eskimo Haunted sure is tasty huh Bosco?

by Tuna~ January 23, 2003

Haunted

When someone ghosts you and still likes your social media accounts on occasion.

"Hannah is so haunting me i mean we haven't talked in a month yet she like my Snap-chat story."
"Stacy is being haunted by Josh they haven't talked since the break up but he keeps liking her facebook post's"

by Pureonyx April 24, 2018

Haunted

Used to describe world championship ugliness.

"You should have seen this chick last night bro, she was WICKED friggn' haunted kid!"

by Red right hand July 11, 2008

Haunted House

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

by Pokonno December 13, 2021

Haunted Handy

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

Haunted Mound

Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.

Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound?
Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!

by losertakingLs April 9, 2023