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Something that is messed up, sketchy, whack or just plain sucks.
Every time I miss your phone call you start acting all Haunchy
by Dj Nocturnal January 17, 2011
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stuck-up person, being pompus and loving ones self
That haunchy woman is such a bitch!
by adstuart223 December 11, 2007
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A mixture of being horny and raunchy at the same time. When you really need to have sex, even if it's with an ugly girl.
Damn, that stripper made me haunchy!
by ThatBoyArmy February 09, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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