Haucker

(Pronounced "how-ker")

A guy who would do anything to get with a babe. Often fails. Looks foolish. Would rather hang with girls than guys.

"Those four dudes are such bros, well except that one haucker, he is being kind of a bitch man."
"I heard that haucker spent all night trying to dance with (insert girl name here) and it looked kinda gay."

by thehockeyboys December 6, 2011