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(Pronounced "how-ker")

A guy who would do anything to get with a babe. Often fails. Looks foolish. Would rather hang with girls than guys.
"Those four dudes are such bros, well except that one haucker, he is being kind of a bitch man."
"I heard that haucker spent all night trying to dance with (insert girl name here) and it looked kinda gay."
by thehockeyboys December 05, 2011

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