Top Definition
1. when an object is arm's length away and you still can't see it

2. when you feel it necessary to squint when reading

3. if you were at a certain location but missed a phenomenal event

4. if you're re-telling a story but mix up the details in your favor
yooo. did you see that?!" "huh? no, what happened?" "damn, you got that hatu-vision." OR "didn't you see me waving at you?" "nah, sorry. i couldn't see you." "oh, right. you're on that hatu-vision right now.
by yasmean February 19, 2011

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