by DragonDan August 6, 2018
Hattus is the divine worship of hatual objects worn upon ones head. The main goal of Hattus is to "be one with the Hat". A follower of Hattus knows he must follow the Way of the Hat in order to destroy all that is evil and preserve the path of Hattus. Hattus rituals include the well-known religious holidays such as "The Slapping of the Fish Against Your Face for Seven Hours While Wearing a Swedish Top Hat" and "Wear Nothing But a Hat and a Jock Strap to Work" festivals.
I have become one with Hattus.
by Liam, Bitches November 20, 2004
Literally Fur Hat Class, from Finnish words meaning exactly that.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.
Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.
Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
by PJ December 4, 2003
A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 6, 2022