Hasselhoffy 

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

Hasselhoffy by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Hasselhoffing 

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

Hasselhoffing by wowblagger July 7, 2004

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Hasselhoffed 

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

Hasselhoffed by Kawie95 December 12, 2010

Hasselhoff 

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

Hasselhoff by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010