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Oooo look its Haseeb!
by Haseeb March 07, 2004
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A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!

Example 2:

"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
by spiritoftony January 29, 2012
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by Webster August 22, 2003
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"Haseeb" is a derogatory slur for a whiny bitch who gets butthurt over the littlest things, can't take a joke, and demonstrates a staggering amount of hypocrisy while ranting about sjw-centric issues.

The insulting word derives from autistic youtube user Haseeb2, the quintessential Haseeb, an enemy of Moonman & the Triple K Mafia and good people everywhere.
Dude, it's obviously a joke, quit being such a little Haseeb.
by Peter James Bromfield September 03, 2016
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