Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.

Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape

Hartwick College by yan April 12, 2005

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Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.

Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!

Hartwick College by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004

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Hartwick College

An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.

Hartwick College is my home away from home.

Hartwick College by Hartwick lover June 24, 2011

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