An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.
Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!
by SaladOnTop April 22, 2011
Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".
NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".
NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
by Counselor Johnny July 11, 2005
Plastic Harp is a youtuber by the sidelines but mainly he has the Enclave President of 2281. He is the reason Frank Horrigan is still alive and the Chosen one and Lone Wanderer are dead.
by ErentardMoment December 2, 2021
One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.
"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp
by Traylen November 7, 2005
Requires 3 Persons, 2 metal balls with a piano wire or guitar string affixed to each, 1 violin bow.
2 people place the metal balls inside the rectum and then pace away from each other until wire is taut. The 3rd person 'plays' the string with the bow to create vibration and sound.
2 people place the metal balls inside the rectum and then pace away from each other until wire is taut. The 3rd person 'plays' the string with the bow to create vibration and sound.
by Kevin Preece November 6, 2007
by Paul, you sandy vagina September 5, 2006
by Potatochipfisher November 29, 2019