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Noun. An individual who enjoys deriding others in jest with sarcasm, wit and puns that are sometimes uncharacteristically humourous.

Often associated with stirring faeces and comments engineered specifically to increase the targets blood pressure.

When spotted for his adept witty banter and general childish behaviour will display indignation that he is actually maturing into adulthood.
David Attenborough: Watch as the HaroldBishopsLoveChild stalks his prey, his web has been sPUN WITh SARCASM.
by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 03, 2010

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