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another word for a person that is homosexual or pedophile, or could also be used in place of the word douche
"the old man that lives next to me is definately a harff."

"dude,quit being a harff."

"ben affleck and matt damon are harff together"

"i want to come out of the closet and tell my family that im harff,but im scared"
Harff by Pooch from Lp February 17, 2010
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have a real fine one

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That is great you are going on vacation next week, HARFO.

HARFO by St. Thomas Aquinas July 27, 2007
Related Words
Harff • Harffed • harffin • Harffyz • haffy • halffag • Hardflip • Haff • HAFFA • Haffle
Harmful is an adjective which means causing or capable of causing harm or injury. It describes something which is detrimental, hurtful or damaging either to you or others.
Bullshitting is as harmful to your credibility as smoking is to your health.
Harmful by AKACroatalin August 11, 2016
To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015
The Headcanon ship between The Hunger Games Effie Trinket and Haymitch Abernathy.
There was so much Hayffie in Catching Fire.
Hayffie by THGFeels October 3, 2012

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.
Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
When one feels the need to not eat, sleep, or drink. The emotion validates a horrid truth of immortality.
The figure stood in the corner for days Harfamed. It never slept, ate, or needed drink. It only stood watching.
Harfam by Cassriel January 16, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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