A horseshoe shaped metal fitting worn in one of several configurations on the male genital package to maximize the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolong love making, and increase the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.
Appeared in 2006, as a safe alternative to old-fashioned cock rings and side-effect proned boner pills.
Appeared in 2006, as a safe alternative to old-fashioned cock rings and side-effect proned boner pills.
I love how much bigger and harder my penis is in hardwear.
My penis isn't just hard its hardwear-hard.
I got rid of my old cock rings and upgraded to hardwear.
My penis isn't just hard its hardwear-hard.
I got rid of my old cock rings and upgraded to hardwear.
by Big Dante February 25, 2007
a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
by da Chetster March 2, 2009