hardware bitch

a person who always needs the latest gadget

Kid, you're such a hardware bitch! You already have the iPhone 4!

by Corae August 19, 2010

Hardware City

A very nice skatepark in New Britain Connecticut, Hardware City contains two street courses, a mini half pipe, and some movable ramps.

I skated at Hardware City yesterday and almost broke my neck front flipping over a fly box.

by adonkeyisaass October 27, 2003

Hardware Dandy

Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.

saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."

cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"

by Regis Bognor February 8, 2006

facial hardware

The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.

She's a really attractive girl, but why does she's have all that fing facial hardware?

by Mike Eff October 19, 2013

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 9, 2013

Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.

None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware

by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011

Stained On The Hardware

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

by secondlined March 15, 2009