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ballsack on my head makes me happy 

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys
gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

hippy head 

No different from normal fellatio, except that it is preformed by a vegan. And because vegans cannot consume any animal or animal byproduct sperm is definitely NOT on the proverbial menu...
This results in a either what is known as "spitting" or in the case of extremely strict vegans, "blue balls", as they would not want to take part in the deliberate murder of the countless millions of sperm.
The spiritual leader, Moon Eyes, of the Benevolent Children colony, suffered a massive fall from grace when it was discovered she had deliberately ignored the accepted form of hippy head, and consequently swallowed many of Bright Fire's life essence carriers.
hippy head by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Happydeadgirl 

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.
I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.
Happydeadgirl by Dan December 22, 2003

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026